scumbag trolls
+++
hi psychic blog
just givin th wizard some drugs
smoke yr drugs wiz
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led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++
music on - randomize:
+++
u can sit down now
+++
"greetings"
ya shoulda thrown im off th roof man
"no argument from me"
+++
i'm goin to th pub
i'll be back sunday
+++
"he's *****whipped isnt he"
i just want my surf unicycle
put back together
+++
better than a woman
+++
reminds me
th monoshock unicycle isnt dripping wiz
"tomorrow is workshop day"
+++
buzzin panels
"ah well"
+++
really shoulda thrown im off th roof
+++
city high
'sista'
+++
"alright twin sister"
"i'm in enough trouble"
+++
couple more cones and i'
ll care less
+++
why do they have to behave that way black ?
"thinks yr rippin im off constantly"
"gotta watch every second"
and a walker
dont like walkers on th roof
u come up that ladder without permission and
yr on a jobsite ****
+++
he another johnny gotta
get more than his money's worth
+++
"dont talk to me about that ****"
+++
i'm better than u cause i got more money than u
least he had th balls to say it
+++
george
'bastard son'
+++
"shoulda put a bullet in his head"
+++
i could whack im with magic
"too easy and"
"not messy enough"
+++
i wont always be just
200 dollars in th bank
life brings changes
+++
he only said it cause
he knew he wasnt better than u
"i know"
+++
wonder if he;d say today
that he was joking
bein as i'm
the wizard of oz and
lethal mind killer
+++
my ancient ancestor johnny
was th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 11'
+++
who are u **** ?
+++
then dont ****in lie to me
yr transparent
+++
sorry i'm edgy
psychic blog
dont liek indian ppl
lookin down on me cause
he thinks i'm aboriginal
+++
not doin u
any good at all
today
dr death
one of yr countrymen
made a **** of imself
+++
ya made one mistake man
ya never ever
tell a roofer
ya might not pay im
cause yr payin for th job and
yr doin th inspecting
wot do you know about rooves ?
+++
cant even get on th **** properly
+++
my little brother was
home sick in bed today
th least i could do was
be him for th day
+++
U2
'with or without you'
+++
i thought i kept my mouth
fairly restrained
+++
th big fella would also have
contemplated throwin th **** off th
roof
+++
roofers are mostly ****s
and th ones that
wash th slimy terracottas
more so
+++
spent too long
standin too close
to th edge
doin stupid **** on a roof
+++
me and th other fella
trekked over this other thing
prepped two for my sick brother
coupel of crazy cutouts in th roof
designed to kill roofers
+++
i did em early in th piece so
i could forget em
+++
u folks out there
got way too much water pressure
look ****
we're in a drought
we use enough water
to make yr roof look pretty
cleanup yes
4000 litres worth of cleanup
no ****in way
+++
1200 techniques
'karma'
+++
u got some bad karma man
ya rubbed up the
wizard of oz
th wrong way today
+++
these water hoses
are not supposed t have been used
at all
in th last month
u not authorized to have used a hose
+++
outside of yr house is
too clean
+++
one i did th other week
for my bro
th ***** had
fifteen times as many plants as
average and
not one of em was sufferin
water stress
+++
and some yards
ya walk in
everythin is brown
and dead
they stopped watering everything and
rippin out th
crap plants and
plantin natives
+++
i wnt to use this one toilet
and she ran past me to
flush th toilet
she livin with a water closet
half full of wee
+++
we go to clean up afterwards and
we're mostly cleanin
a yrs worth of crud
+++
pearl jam
'black'
+++
i climb down off th roof and
+++
when i was younger
and some ****head
stood in th yard
lookin at his watch cause
he's stuck out there
w
atchin me
trust no-one
and he's anxious
i should hurry up
for his sake
when i was younger
i woulda stuck a fist in yr face
and told ya to go inside or
i do ya for workplace health and safety
+++
we love u too man
to bits
+++
every time i
execute a turn and
head back up th roof
there he is
looking
mr inspector
+++
mr inspector
never gets a good job
ever
+++
ever
+++
doesnt know wot he;s lookin for
+++
scott brown
'now is the time'
+++
i sold a block of flats
to this guy who
was skitin about much money he was making
mr flash
a week after i sold it to im
th front wall fell down
storm damage
+++
no way man
aint givin u a cent
told u
i put ten grand into th front wall
from th last storm
u were th one skitin u were makin
that every two weeks
****in typical
all mouth and
when th crunch comes
cant take it liek a man
+++
now he's cryin poor
not wot ya told us
before
+++
karma
+++
bobby mcferrin
'dont worry, be happy'
+++
voted one of th most annoying songs ever
on oz tv
+++
i dont mind it
+++
jump up and down
****in blonde
+++
jeez i'm in a **** of a mood today
+++
dusk surf on th unicycle
might bring me round
"testicle ache"
havent smoked enough drugs yet
"scuse i
"while i pack a cone"
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harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++
a day out and about
th wizard's nuts are
testy
+++
i dropped into trippers
he had his head
under th seat back of a van
engine tinkering
+++
if i had a car on th road i'd
go out surfin
down th beach boulevarde
+++
?
'track 3'
+++
got a fittie in my pocket and
cant use it
+++
one wheel surfin
just round th big block i think dear
+++
rode to trippers and back
friday night
rode back
on th monoshock unicycle
half twelve
six bourbons
two rums and umpteen cones and
no spills
+++
bout six k's
either way
+++
4 non blondes
'what's going on'(techno remix)
+++
had a helmet on
somone had asked
why a lid
saw two cop cars
ridin home down gympie road
+++
dunno wot th pigs thought
crazy unicyclist
after midnight
down th four lane road
depends on whether they seen me do it
in th city or not
+++
they didnt stop so
neither did i
+++
little fla****n red light
back there on th
swingarm
mainly for pedestrians
i care about cars
really man
lots
and a helmet on and
i'm legal
+++
got somethin against men;s bikes ?
+++
sit down to pee ya ****
+++
the living end
'prisoner of society'
+++
park th five tonner truck
in th middle of th intersection and
stare every **** down
i unload now
+++
who do you think u are
th big fella said
when we pulled that one, one time
"god"
well our son;s name is jesus
+++
it got th truck unloaded
+++
first words
our eldest son
will ever here
th ****in nurse
jesus that little boy is well hung
+++
it's our religion
+++
and tradition
th first words a child hears
should be at least
one of it's parents
+++
john williamson
'true blue'
+++
my name
best as i can figure is
here wipe this
+++
little black bastard
+++
in oz in 1962
+++
i can remember easily
at least back to age
two
+++
on th beach
at surfers paradise
age two
+++
and my mother telling me
where i was conceived
+++
said my sons name
when i came mum
freaked th ***** out
+++
my old lady woulda laughed
+++
the who
'magic bus'
+++
elizabeth get out of my mind
"she'll never go away"
+++
u married jennifer
not paul
so did maree
+++
even if maree did marry me
on a harley
to led zeppelin
+++
every cent
goes to th religion
of kuta
+++
u wont get a cent
+++
i got bigger concerns than your comforts
i dont care yr son is a papal prince
let im live in hell for a while
+++
noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
+++
ya never will get it libby
yr too thick
+++
how can em****ers testicles
live in a bed
with a woman
he aint ****ing
+++
"or even in th same house"
+++
in boxing training it took
six punches in th face
before my aggression came up for real
wot are u doin to
keep my eldest boy
calm
besides th pot
+++
there's a uncicyle here
a twenty inch
too small for all of us
if yr brave enough
to front th door
he can have it
+++
his cousin wont mind
he keeps nickin my new beast
and he can ride th 26 mountain unicycle
+++
did i finally get thru to mik paulo ?
"dunno, dont ****in care"
+++
living colour
'love rears its ugly head'
+++
something;s changed
i can feel my son again
+++
one thing i wouldnt do elizabeth
or jane
or anyone for that matter
is try to threaten th wizard of oz
+++
my magic can move mountains
literally
+++
i dont have enough secrets left
that you have any knowledge of
+++
bob marley
'dont worry, be happy'
+++
bee very happy
+++
i wont crack
ten thousand psychic kills
this yr
ninety thousand down on last yr
but black reckons that
next yr is another humndinger yr for
natural
disasters
+++
look elizabeth
last time
ifronted yr father
and requested a chat abput my sons testicles
he refused to tlaka nd
huge storm overhead and
some ***** took a tree
in th chest
in th storm
killed her dead as a ****in maggot
+++
was hailing
when i landed at yr old man;s place
+++
black has rules about
innocent bystanders
+++
my kadaitcha man powers are
way too big to
let black fly off th handle
after six rums or so
+++
tripper keeps pourin rum down is throat and
jennifer
our gay lady friend
has switched to rum too
+++
will smith
'switch'
+++
can i
in my psychic blog
write a clue
to th song about to play
so that it reads
funny or
cryptic or
just makes sense
+++
operant conditioning
th psychic mind
+++
welcome
to my scratchpad
+++
scratching that itch
to fly in th magic
+++
the prodigy
'out of space'
+++
i'm sorry the mystic man
keeps disappearing
it's a kadaitcha man trait
+++
"keith urban wont be here for th aria awards"
oh dear
+++
all i did was
propose to yr wife
a yr to th day
before you two got married
in a newsnet server
it's no big deal
"doubt he even knows"
yeah but wot if he does
i dont know everything
+++
"only know wot ya have to know"
th magic does things
i rarely pay any attention
+++
gorillaz
'feels good'
+++
askin god
loaded questions
in a timely fa****on
before huge natural disasters is
a piece of piss
+++
for a real psychic
+++
"witchdoctor"
+++
th princess is precious isnt she
about as precious as my last princess
+++
cuts me to th bone
+++
i used to giggle
how can ya call that huge
skinny *****
princess
+++
then i got her up th duff and
her son is a papal prince
+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++
she doesnt know
+++
it's why i
get
sore testicles every day
allergic to woemen
descended from a pope
it was wrong
+++
he's got my package
when his nuts drop
yr in trouble
with a capital k
+++
least i found out
why i'm so ****in
inquisitive
+++
how does this work ?
+++
cross process mesaging
in th windows
subsystem
using
memory mapped files
+++
this code addresses th
page faults problem when
communicating with explorer.exe
and askin th beast questions
+++
why yes virginia
it really is a pageview
+++
deep in th heart of
windows 95
i wander th abyss
in visual basic
+++
easy stars all stars
'us and them'
+++
visual basic computer language
+++
i speak four computer languages
and one and a half
human ones
+++
why yes virginia
the desktop really is a
listview
+++
"thanks"
yr welcome
+++
th desktop is just a pretty picture
for me to play with
+++
building a helicopter
to wander my desktop
in visual basic
so he can see
where th icons are
in windows xp
cause th
low level windows
sub system
had changed
+++
cheatin little bugger
looks for th shortcut
arrow
+++
easier to code than
cross process messaging
+++
and they keep changin th rules
th pictures
remain th same
haha
+++
th little helicopter
loads
in memory
and steals th desktop
replaces with his own picture
one he knows th colours of
so he can find things
+++
all in basic
well
visual basic
+++
my
image recognition
basecode
still only sees in one colour
red
was designed for ****
wot can i say
+++
it saw
wot it needed to see
nuthin more
+++
cant write image recognition software in basic ?
then u arent a wizard
+++
i read in th
users manual
for my whizz bang compiler
a maker of programs
+++
that i can only have one
global hotkey
per application
+++
puple fiction urge overkill
'girl you'll be a woman soon'
+++
**** that
at last count
i had about eighteen in that program
+++
a seven slotted
clipboard memory
hotkey insert and
load into memory
+++
if it cant be done
th wrong ppl have tried
the stoners bible
+++
or
anything is possible
+++
"for a wizard"
+++
time
and space
+++
had yr wedding date
for a yr
before u did
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++
i only do big magic for
real witches
makes u a real witch nickie
+++
i'm a real wizard
not th tv kind
well...
+++
i did sing liek a girl
on strete corners
for six yrs
+++
not real sure
where i'm goin at th moment
my own
premontions about msyelf are
pushed away
i'd rather not know
mostly
dont know where i'm goin this weekend
dont ****in care
+++
if yr not on th edge
get out of th ****ing road
+++
cause my
prototype monoshock unicycle
will run u obver otherwise
and i feel a smaller bump than
usual
+++
i'm comin dear
soon
couple more cones should do it
..
..
..
+++
powderfinger
'baby i've got you'(on my mind)
+++
jeannette
we havent discussed er
"still in blackban"
"it's in th record"
+++
this is my
memory mapped file black
"i'm aware of it"
best we ever communicate
+++
i had better psychic communication with
elizabeth
when we were pregnant
than i have with my twin head brother
+++
"sorry"
yr a **** right
"somethin like that"
balance
+++
i havent been th dominant
personality
in public for four months
"i give u runtime"
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
i miss singing
+++
got full voice back
in th truck today
****y little truck radio
+++
flyin background in th whitenoise
landrover air
+++
it didnt break down
+++
**** man
+++
next yrs bad
+++
th really big
disasters
grab ya
so long before they happen
th empaths all
are drawn to th pain
like little brother and i were
th night before peter brock died
standin in front of th television
playin with this
peter brock 05 car model
+++
we didnt question why
just drawn
a slave to our gift
+++
hear on th radio
peter brock has
gone sideways into a tree and
died
an australian legend
nine times winner of th big race at
bathurst
and crawling inside cause
that's th first holden model i think i;ve ever
manhandled
+++
but penn and teller are right
it's all bull****
psychic's
somethin to giggle at politely
on th tv news
with disbelief
and throw to a
charmed special
next
on channel ten
+++
liek to grab u fat **** and
+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++
truth
+++
yr size dont bother me
my sore nuts say
all big fellas are
knock downable
+++
oh and
i know u got more money than i do
+++
kuta has
only one precept
seek truth
and attempt to clearly label it as such
+++
if there were no secrets
humanity would already be living
on 500 planets
the stoners bible
+++
somebody out there is
burninG water
H20
I WILL FIND U
+++
three different ways to copy memory or
th doors wouldnt unlock
+++
****in programmers
+++
it was so buggy it was
scary
doin deep wizardy in
+++
do re mi
'track 15'
+++
th bottom most window
+++
of windows
the desktop
+++
my computer crashed so often i
smoked cones
and practised patience
+++
when it had me bad
twelve hours
a program
could be sayin
write me
+++
my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
+++
when th singin had me bad
signin with a busker mate
to th chicks on th bus stop
seven hours on strete corners
with four hours of ridin unicycles
in th town
before it
+++
had me bad
+++
flyin with mika
he playin
flamenco guitar
improvising on a refrain
jamming
i'd be
acapella wandering background and
trilling on th heartbeat drum
i'd sing his refrain back to him
with a different ending and
he'd play it back and
we'd fly
+++
joe cocker
'never tear us apart'
+++
i'd remember th beginning
whether he took off first or me or
whoever else we were jammin with
after that man
it;s just orgasm
+++
peakin just thinkin on it
+++
makes me wet
+++
everythin yr doin is wrong
but it sounds right
you keep doin it
+++
cause it was wrong
i was singin a different
song
but still in harmony and
we were all gigglin so
care factor
+++
in some places
ya cant sing a song
about huntin down yr ex wife
with a hunting axe
+++
the fortitude valley
+++
frent
'accidently kelly street'
+++
got a tap on th shoulder that time
th boys got a bit worried
cmon guys
its just rock n roll
oh
th crowd gettin ugly
boisterous
ok dudes
where ya wanna go ?
+++
singin to th dickless tracys downstairs
th lady coppers
guys mostly
watchin th cameras
we're performin under
+++
cmon guys
ya havent stolen my beer off me yet
ah here they come
th robbers
+++
pourin th lead singer;s beer
down th refuse bin
cause i'm singin
centre of the fortitude valley mall
+++
when ya fined me for
ridin a bicycle
thru th at self same mall and
i was on a unicycle
after midnight
i lost it
+++
good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
+++
and after six months
two months to go
i'll wander into th street and it;s
still just
oh hi man
havent seen ya in a bit
+++
four months and
i can do th next two
standin on my head
+++
well doin yoga anyway
+++
if i'm gunan ride a unicycle
doin foot and half broadlsides
and be ignored
i'll go ride in th surf
+++
the offspring
'no brakes'
+++
get out of th ****ing
road
no brakes
+++
oh you have met me
after midnight
in th valley
+++
i cant drink when i sing and
i cant ride my wheelchair
into th mall to sing
without th ****s fining me
+++
i'm not givin th council a second chance
+++
that was it's second
+++
****s
+++
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++
cause i deserve it
i'm a psychic hitman killer
+++
it's all good
+++
hey dr death
+++
dr alive will get u too
u killed ppl from a town
where i was
vice president of the motorcycle club
+++
kutaman
black honey man
i got stung by a swarm of
wasps
bout twenty stings and
****pped to th bundy hospital to see
is my heart gunna stop again
+++
i fly gorgeous unicycles
i give a ****
+++
b2k
'bump bump bump'
+++
think i'm
waitin for th pub to shut
before goin for my ride
+++
it;s tuesday
+++
th monoshock suspension doesnt
feel all th bumps
just some
+++
radical lookin thing
+++
half a bicycle
and then chopped in half again
+++
even marko says th balance is
gorgeous
+++
i know where u are chester
i heard how far u're gettin on yr wheel
+++
chester's gone missin
proud owner of a fully rebuilt unicycle
he's puttin miles on th wheel
and gettin far enough
he's gettin crowd reaction
which pulls u
further
+++
careful man
it's not uncommon to end up with four unicycles
+++
i'm runnin three now
my preferred number
number two
is in th workshop
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
careful when ya work on that thing chester
it's seen a lot of dripping pussie
in th surf
+++
can i stop
so she can get a picture
yeah i can do that
we can remount here
nice hard sand and
"nice tits man"
+++
ina foot deep and
th rooster tail out th back of th uncicyle
is keepin me cool
not that i'm not
cool
+++
when th ten thousandth person tells you
wot yr doin is
cool
it pales
+++
where's your other wheel ?
as a comment
really deserves a hatchet
buried in yr face but
they frown on that here
+++
congratulations
yr th four hundred thousandth person
to have thought that funny enough t say
out loud
+++
do i look like i need it ?
then why are u talkin to me ?
+++
dont see u hasslin th bicycle riders as they ride by
way th pigs are at th moment
u'd go straight in th clink
+++
the monkees
'i'm a believer'
+++
how about u show me th same respect u show
for th other citizens passing u and
keep yr ****in
opinions to yrself
+++
not interested
+++
hear them yelled at me
everywhere i go
on my wheelchair
+++
i jumped off a gutter and did a two foot slide
on a man;s bike and
yr only comment was
where;s yr other wheel ?
+++
gutting is too good for u
+++
mash ups
'Blvd of Broken Songs'(Green Day & Oasis mash-up)
+++
it's up th arse of th last ****wit who asked
+++
if my mood is bad enough
if i;'ve heard it ten times
in as many minutes
anyone can get that line
+++
i'm sure i've heard it all before
+++
but
th 27 uniccyle
half bicycle
drags her arse
in th one foot waves
with her front end
in th cavitation zone
and she surfs
and better than that
i've found fabricators who care
+++
have i played with tails on th surf unicycle
prototype
yes chester
got thrown wildly
more than once
how ya learn
+++
helmet cam
ala tripper cam
on his motorcycle
just usin a modern
mobile phone
+++
it's nearly that time
+++
tv rock
'flaunt it'
+++
i'm not just
one model of phone behind
i'm five yrs behind
always
+++
just never in a hurry
+++
man that mobile battery is full
fingers were buzzin when i picked it up
+++
can i plug th modem back in now ?
+++
half of an old internet server
+++
black's thinkin of upgradin again cow
another smick 50 dollar computer
+++
wot's this one paulo ?
"a 400"
+++
nice to th wizard of oz arent they ?
we deserve it but
+++
dont call me 009 for nothing
quarter million nasty psychic kills
on th internet
psychic blogging
+++
10cc
'i dont like cricket'
+++
four faces one man - lyric
+++
a vision blog of the land surfer
"but we dont say how the land surfer is pronounced"
deal
+++
pretty girl smiles
+++
a wireless
webcam bicycle helmet
"*****SLAP"
a wireless
webcam unicycle helmet
"u pay for it"
+++
i can taste brass
"sorry"
"holdin th hash pipe"
+++
th plastic holder
is less savage
"why it;s there oh sensitive one"
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++
"blister inspection"
ah cmon paulie
"clothes off"
th chafing's not that bad
"i'll think about it"
+++
th unicycle calls but
i know i;m gunna have a shower and
do some heavy yoga
we put some hard miles
on th wheel
th other day and
skin only heals so quick
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back soon psychic blog
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moby
'****celain'
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close computer
i was in th shower
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communicating with kuta
thru th water
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i dont mind it bein a lean yr kuta
gives me a chance to
step back
take a few breaths and
veteran of a hundred psychic wars
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jewel
'the new wild west'
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glittering prophecies at the edge of the horizon
-
lyric
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my gift gets more
trustable
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"background singin with words"
arrive at th change at th
right time and
headin in th right direction so
it sounds harmonius
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i thought u were dead
harmonius pig
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one species or i'll
ventillate yr skull
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th mungrels
th cross breeds
like me
will force u to
mix yr race
or ur kids kids wont keep up
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machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
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because we can
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no race
of ppl
on this planet
can get rid of
any of th others
it's been tried
the stoners bible
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ruthless bees
kuta 101
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my little brother
told me to watch out for th
european bees
i walked in th yard
they left
"<<< Smile >>>"
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i am th witchdoctor
of kuta
hive of the native stingless bees
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violent femmes
'old mother reagan'
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limp bizkit
'hot dog'
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kuta bees
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mad little ****ers
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just liek our religion
th bees been here
on this voclano
called kuta
for tens of thousands of yrs
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ya owd *****
gave u an awfully sweet name for a volcano
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wot does th bee volcano want ?
[dr death]
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cant judge him by th actions of one of his
countrymen kuta
****
**** ****
tree men
that isnt fair
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ok kuta smart *****
which was th master
and which th slave
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city high
'didnt ya'
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[the roles swap]
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all that crazy
action reaction ****
black goes on with
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everything is made of nothing
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there's yr equation man
right there
doesnt get any simpler
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otherwise
einstein was an idiot
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for every action
there's an equal and opposite
reaction
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why i can see thru time
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albeit dimly
we're workin on it
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th negative
of th event
is wot we see
and feel
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it;s something that will be
not something that is
it's still a negative
that hasnt developed yet
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"keep workin on it"
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****tishead
'all mine'
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harry potter
a fake wizard
th worst kind
is a billionnaire man
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i'm a real potter
i make pottery whistles and
ocarinas
on occasion
when it bites me
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with real magic and
invisible man with his arse
out of his strides
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at least it makes sense
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"hairy potter"
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i'll cut my hair one day
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i gave one of my
pottery ocarinas
in half a **** lady
statue
to jen
my gay lady friend
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?
'track 11'
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at least that bit of art hasnt been broken
last time i visited
it was still intact
and on th lounge room shelf
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will smith
'switch'
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how ya goin gorgeous ?
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havent heard from er
which is just as well
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she's doin speed again
"which kuta lady ?"
give me a minute will ya ?
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th pillheads have landed
"too many drug ****ed minds to pick em out"
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Christina/Mya/Pink/Lil' Kim
'Lady Marmalade'
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thanks kuta
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we come in peace
shoot to kill
just kidding
bee mellow man
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we got more chance of buildin th
salt water fire burner than th
gravity biggener
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black ?
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at least black
in th surf
th real redheads
dont run out into th wave
and destroy it
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pete murray
'so beautiful'
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always th best wave
soem dyed blond is
runnin out into th wave
cause she wants a pickie
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another ****in drippin blonde
tellin me i'm amazing
i cant take th wet ***** out for a coffee
but i'm amazing
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wot do i tell er ?
th drippin blonde
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i cant afford u
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didnt have th heart
to tell er
i was just ridin my unicycle stoned
my wheelchair
so my testicles didnt hurt so bad
so i could go sing
on th corner of cavill avenue
with womble
at surfers paradise
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the offspring
'she's got issues'
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**** i must be well paid
i was told more times than
i could hear again
i'm not paid
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chasin other things
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and i still cringe i
dropped both of my girlfriends
at more or less th same time
th *** went under
one day in two
with two chicks
i'm outta here
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one of them was morticia
head witch of th gold coast
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the beatles
'fool on th hill'
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i had to stop flyin th surfboard
above my head
thru th crowd
they all thought i was paid
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i wont ride th beach now
unless i;ve got enough folding money
to risk bumping into another
fa****on model on holiday
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ran after me in th surf
to get a light for her cigarrette
had a bodyguard on th beach
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triple stunning
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dusty springfield
'goin back'
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i've never seen more flawless skin
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so fine i
walked thru th soft white sand
five minutes before i met u
to buy a new lighter
which i gave u
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walked out of th shop
wot th ****
do i need a new lighter for
th one i got is
less than a day old
hasnt even been a bong lighter yet
get back down on thhard sand and
surf past two more sets of
safety flags on th beach and
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easy star all stars
'run'
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didnt u run hard
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i really did
buy a lighter for u
five minutes before i met u
askin me for a light
cause yr lighter has run out of gas
incidently
u used th
so called dead lighter
twice without thinking
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pulled into sabrinas driveway
and she's standin inth front yard with ahose in her hand
yellin at her tribe
to hurry up and find th car sponge
it's lost
it's alright beaufiutl
i bought a new one on th way here
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was gunna be a pussie pad for th unicycle but
i didnt bring chocolates
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the offspring
'pretty fly'(for a white guy)
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it;s th little things
that mean th most to a witch
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yank it out of th boot of th car and
i'll never forget that smile sabrina
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she took me dirty dancing
till four am
is alright
morticia ****ed me twelve times
th night before
it all balances out
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frank black
'superabound'
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typical
i had two girlfriends
one ****ed me too much
th other not at all
and th three of us still drank together
too good to last
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slept in both their beds and
th three of us all had
a silver hatchback
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my new car is silver dear
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still touchin up th body and
this one;s gettin racks in th boot
for my wheels
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or a rack on th roof
give me a minute
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"it's an s pack"
"they;re goin in th boot"
definitely
or in th trailer
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"ya **** me t tears"
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nickelback
'how you remind me'
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ya say that but
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bjork
'big time sensuality'
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funny computer
we were off hookin up a phone line
time for th ****
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pirate jenny
'The Wizard of OZ"
"black"
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p.s.
eels
'mr e's beautiful blues'
