SHEEEESH! MY TILE FLOOR IS COLD

On a cold day my tile floor in the kitchen is colder than a well digger's 
ass in January.  Believe me!  Which got Your Colonel to thinking......

Just the other morning, following a cool but not cold evening, Your
Colonel 
slapped the old meatstick into blonde Pleasance right there on the kitchen

floor.  Come to think of it, her bare back and buttocks must have been 
rather cold,  ya know, pressed hard against that unforgiving surface. 
Still, Your Manly Colonel can't help but surmise that his giant meatstick,

thrusting deep inside this Nordic lass, kept her well insulated against
that 
dreadful cold.

Colonel's Meatstick (pro****tions): 14" long x 3.2" diameter. 


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