On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:28:56 CST, "Carole \(UK\)"
<carole@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote: <<Ain't his a sweet
email addy....Calico, how ****ing quaint!
<<>>Yes - unfortunately I found the 'other' group first - but thankfully
someone
<<>>called Jim the slim ball sent me an e-mail diverting me here.
<<>>
<<>>Some sort of branch sounds a good option - although I guess they could
<<>>contain sap or something else unsafe ? Don't really want to go the
plastic
<<>>route as it would look so tacky - even though this is my ornamental
pond I
<<>>want it to look as natural as possible
<<>>Mind you - my greatest concern is for the fish and wildlife, so if
necessary
<<>>that's what I'll do. Dam am I ever horny.....any Americans wanna screw
this Brit?
<<>>
<<>>You might be interested to know that I have a nice juicy hole down in
my valley
<<>> (I have an house of of ill repute in Wilt****re UK) - it's a huge
<<>>Brothel with 12 rooms and over 30 girls. It's not inspected by
anything -
<<>>it's fed from an underground source,and I've constructed a small
outcall service, so it
<<>>overflows along a major roadway and then into the outskirts of town
which runs through the
<<>>glen. It's a magnet for perverts of course .
<<>>The only unfortunate thing is that most of the year it's a complete
sea of
<<>>green - 100% DUCKBUTTER !!!!! Any tips to get rid of that will make me
a
<<>>friend for life. :-)))) plus my girls hate VD shots.
<<>>
<<>>"k" <ka30p@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
<<>>news:1182616927.079289.172510@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> Hi Carole,
<<>>> Glad you found us!
<<>>> Is a much nicer place to ponder pond problems here :-) Were all a
bunch of moderated nazi's.
<<>>> I know yu Brits just loved the NAZI so we try to bring back a part
of history here.
<<>>> Yea, we talk about dumbass dogs ina pond gorup because I am the head
dip **** ***** that does Jan all the time.
<<>>>
<<>>> I was wondering if you could add something plastic to
<<>>> help out the clients and frogs (am a critter ****er). I've
<<>>> also used branches from a ****ing cherry tree and they worked
<<>>> for me. It got me off in a big way You can see them in the picture
labeled frog
<<>>> ****ing in my lameassed grainy slide show.
<<>>>
<<>>> k :-)
<<>>> http://tinyurl.com/6bguh
~ new pond keeper info << Seen better crap
written by a first grader with ADDHD
<<>>> http://tinyurl.com/yp64db
~ slide show of pond << THis slide shoew
is as lame assed as it gets!
<<>>>
