<MI5Victim@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message news:m07101813261174@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> Private Eye, 23 Oct 1992
>
> Certainty level: 25%
>
> I'm not really sure whether this cover was intended to get at me,
> or whether it was re-interpreted after publication to be about me.
> This issue of Private Eye came out in October 1992, by which time I had
> been under severe continuous pressure at work and from the general
> population in Oxford for many months. It had John Major saying to his
> wife, "Come back, Norma!" under the title "Major's sup****t lowest ever".
>
> There's a story behind this. In late October I was in the local pub
> (the Rose and Crown, nice traditional name eh) with two people from
> work, Simon and Phil. Phil had with him a copy of the current Private
> Eye. These are both "nice people" and on my side, I hasten to add.
> Simon pointed out the message on the magazine's cover to Phil, and asked
> "what do you think about that". Phil answered, "Well usually they
> [Private Eye] get it right". This exchange happened in front of me.
> Although I was ill at the time (this was before I'd started taking
> medicines) I hadn't read anything into the Eye cover until these guys
> pointed it out to me.
>
> Sometime later, again in the same road, a student shouted to
> one of his friends, "so when are you COMING BACK?", again in front
> of me.
>
> What I realised Phil thought it meant was a double-entendre, the
> "coming" referring to the act of ejaculation, the "back" referring
> to the human back-side. So in a play on words you get a person who
> is referred to as a back-side ejaculating. Charming.
>
> Of course, Phil could have been wrong. Perhaps there was no such meaning
> intended by Private Eye. Perhaps he saw meaning which wasn't there.
> Perhaps the moon is made from green cheese. Who knows?
>
> 32969
>
You really do need to just kill yourself and stop wasting tax payers money
by allowing MI5 agents to waste their time monitoring you. Believe me it's
for the best.
Baz
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