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"symplastless" <symplastless@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Got any data to back that up?
>
>
> --
> Sincerely,
> John A. Keslick, Jr.
> Consulting Tree Biologist
> http://home.ccil.org/~treeman
> and www.treedictionary.com
> Beware of so-called tree experts who do not understand tree biology.
> Storms, fires, floods, earthquakes, and volcanic eruptions keep
reminding us
> that we are not the boss.
> Some people will buy products they do not understand and not buy books
that
> will give them understanding.
> "Val" <ya-shur@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:1210550624.288060@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > "GM" <anon@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> > news:33pd24l9bltg4ote15tu5ks7dr4vtealkp@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >> Hi,
> >>
> >> I have about 8 bags of Scott's Mulch (red colored) that I bought last
> >> summer. They were extra bags tha I didn't use at that time. They have
> >> been sitting outside in the backyard since then. Is it okay to use
> >> them now (after about 10 months)? Could there be any problems with
> >> mold or fungus? Would that be something clearly visible?
> >>
> >> Thanks.
> >>
> >> G.M.
> >
> > OH ICK! AAAAKK!! Yucky, old, rotting, moldy mulch. Do NOT under any
> > cir***stances risk your health or that of your garden by even opening
> > those bags. Really, I'm warning you for your own good, no matter what
> > these other people tell you. You must crate them up immediately and
****p
> > the whole lot directly to me so that I can properly dispose of them
for
> > the greater good. I am old, very old and really decrepit, probably
pretty
> > sick too. I will sacrifice myself to save you from a horrendous fate.
> > Trust me on this, I wouldn't lie to you.
> >
> > So.... ummmmmmm, are you convinced, ya want my address? ~blink,blink~
> >
> > Val
> >
Tell me John, can you define hyperbole?
Can you define implied?
Can you define humor?
Tell me John, do you know any good tree jokes?
Tell me John.
--
Billy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTfcAyYGg&ref=patrick.net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0aEo59c7zU&feature=related
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